Can someone send me a self tanner, PLEASE! Wow, what pale legs I have? I should have called this post, "Happy Feet" I love these shoes, they are soooo comfortable, no complaints this week. Now, about this polish! I thought it was purple? No, really. It had an eggplant sorta feel to it, in the bottle that is! However, on my toes it just looks, well, BLACK! I don't remember the bottle having any kind of label, so we shall call this polish "patent leather," whatcha think? I like it, it's growing on me. I have to live with it, until next week when I change it that is. I really need to polish my own toes, then I can buy gas,YIKES!!!!!!